There once was this friendly little atom named Dave.  But Dave was a 
lonely, lonely little atom, because he didn't know any other atoms and 
he didn't have any friends.  So Dave decided to place a classified ad 
in the Sunday paper.  And the ad he placed there read:  "LONELY ELECTRON 
SEEKS NEUTRONS AND/OR POSITRONS FOR SOLID MOLECULAR BONDING."
	After running this ad in the Sunday paper for twelve consecutive 
weeks without getting even a single response, Dave the lonely atom went 
and split himself in two out of despair.  As a result, thousands of people 
died in Cleveland, Ohio...and hundreds of square miles were contaminated 
by radioactive fallout for a very long time.  
	So--if you ever meet a lonely atom in a bar...
buy him a fucking drink.